1. University of the Philippines
(Diliman Campus /Luzon)

2. University of the Philippines
(Los Banos Campus/ Luzon)

3. University of the Philippines
(Manila Campus /Luzon)

4. Silliman University
(Dumaguete City / Visayas)

5. Ateneo deDavao University
(Davao / Mindanao)

6. Ateneo de Manila University
(Manila /Luzon)

7. University of Sto. Tomas
(Manila / Luzon)

8. Mindanao State University
(Iligan Institute ofTech/ Mindanao)

9. Pamantasan ng Lungsod ng Maynila
(Manila/Luzon)

10. Saint Louis University
(Baguio City / Luzon)

11. University of San Carlos
(Cebu City / Visayas)

12. Xavier University
(Cagayan de Oro / Mindanao)

13. Mindanao State University
(Main / Mindanao)

14. Urios College
(Butuan City / Mindanao)

15. Polytechnic University of
the Philippines (Manila/ Luzon)

16. De La Salle University
(Manila / Luzon)

17. Mapua Institute of Technology
(Manila / Luzon)

18. Adamson University
(Manila /Luzon)

19. Central Mindanao University
(Bukidnon/Mindanao)

20. University of Southern Philippines
(Davao /Mindanao)

This study is concluded every 10 years.

Eleven schools come from Luzon, two from the Visayas and seven from
Mindanao.

http://www.starmometer.com

Months on, our victory still tastes so sweet.

ABSIT INVIDIA! ANIMO LASALLE!

I couldn’t understand some parts of this article, but it sounds interesting…

WE ARE THE PROUD, THE LOUD AND THE RICH!

HOW ABOUT YOU?

I AM A PROUD BENILDEAN!
I AM A PROUD LA SALLIAN!

ANIMO LA SALLE!
18 TO 1 LA SALLE!

CSB
This school has had a bad rep since the day of its inception. Admittedly,
it started out as a place where DLSU can deposit its non-performing
students so as not to give up the sizeable revenues from those hopeless
bastards who have the money to shell out but not the ability to count it.
Everybody knows this already.

What people don’t know is that CSB now boasts of fine world class courses
designed to equip the Benildean with the tools necessary to succeed in the
real world. These courses include Basic Arithmetic majoring in the
Multiplication Table, Whining with a specialization on Tantrums, and the
ever popular Strategic Investments: What to do with your Parents’Money.

BEFORE YOU MAKE COMMENTS. MAKE SOME SIMPLE RESEARCH!

FACT:

De La Salle-College of Saint Benilde (DLS-CSB) started out as a community or night school for working students based in De La Salle University-Manila (DLSU-M).

a learning environment that allows you to develop your interests and passions so that you will become professionally competent in established industries and emerging fields of specialization.

THE COLLEGE actively anticipate and respond to individual, industry, and societal needs by offering innovative and relevant programs that foster holistic human development.

I AM A PROUD BENILDEAN!
I AM A PROUD LA SALLIAN!

ANIMO LA SALLE!
18 TO 1 LA SALLE!

Psycho Speaks
Vol 10

Psycho Speaks…on School Pride
Any of you catch the previous La Salle - Ateneo game? The one where La
Salle blew a 15-point half time lead? The one that robbed many a Green’s
wallet and savings accounts of their contents? The one that most of you
rubbed in my face the moment you saw me? Yeah, that one.

Well, it got me thinking of several things. Chief among which was how I can
get away with bleeding Cardona’s throat for choking YET AGAIN! But it also
got me remembering about my college days. It seemed like eons ago and yet
some feelings seem so fresh today even after 6 years.

I was a diehard Archer fan back then. Win or lose I’d be at the games,
cheering and shouting for all I was worth. School Pride. You loved your
campus and hated the others.

We all outgrow it eventually. Or do we? Let’s test it shall we? Listed
below are several schools and what I think of them. Try to see what you
feel after reading what this jack-off had to say about your university.
Enjoy.

ATENEO
This school’s trademark is arrogance. Nothing more, nothing less. I have,
to this day, not met an Atenean who does not think that their school is THE
best there is. Even La Sallites and um, uh, UP people (what do you call
yourselves anyway?) are not this shamelessly boastful. This does not mean
to say however, that they are all pricks and witches. Some of the best buds
I have are Ateneans. All two of them. But come on! Seriously, the only
thing Ateneo can claim to be the best in is creating a 2-hour gridlock over
a road stretching 3 damned kilometers!! !

Oh, and Interdisciplinary Studies is NOT a course. It’s Jesuit charity for
the incurably dumb and lazy.

ADAMSON
Hmmm, let’s see what I can say about Adamson. Well, there’s the fact their
school color is blue like Ateneo. Their team mascot is a bird like Ateneo.
Aside from that, there’s not a shred else. Damn this school is boring.

FEU and UE
Do any of you know what FEU stands for? Forever Useless! Yes, I’m an ass.
But joking aside, the Far Eastern University and the University of the East
are two schools whose names imply that at least one of them was founded by
a group of people who had the creative, artistic, and imaginative prowess
of a pile of rocks.

Seriously though, these are feel good schools. If you don’t believe me try
visiting either campus. The moment you see them, you start feeling good
that you don’t go there.

UP
Here’s a school that, for better or worse, is totally bereft of any
identity. Some people regard it as THE premier educational institution in
the country. There are those who, for good reason, look at it simply as one
big vicious playground. And others see it as a breeding ground for militant
wannabe rebels who try to lobby for whatever cause they deem to be in the
country’s best interest. For those of you who can truly relate
with the latter you have to be in your late 40’s or 50’s. Shit you’re
OLD!!! La lang.

I favor the first two views. It really IS the best educational institution
there is. And I’m not just saying that because I’m surrounded all day by UP
graduates who’d just as soon throw me off the 11th floor balcony given the
slightest provocation as look at me. I really, really do believe…that
they will kill me if I say anything bad against UP.
Can you blame me? The only thing longer than the list of UP’s distinguished
alumni (Miriam Defensor included) is the list of all the in-campus
violence. There’s a psycho lurking deep inside each UP educated
man/woman/child . This will be confirmed by the amount of hate mail I’ll be
receiving from them.

UST
Here’s a school that will totally drag down one’s social status just by
being enrolled in it. I don’t care how rich you are or how cultured you may
be, if you’re from UST it don’t mean shit. That’s not necessarily a bad
thing. I know of several obnoxious AB kids who were brought down several
pegs while studying there and are now some of the nicest, most unassuming
people to walk this planet.

It’s funny to note how much this place of learning mirrors the current
social state of the country every time the UAAP season kicks in. Come the
basketball tournament, they’re all friends. You see them chanting,
clapping, and giving each other high-fives. United by a common goal, the
rich and the poor are united as one. After the event is passed, they all go
back to hating each other.

DLSU
Di Lumusot Sa UPCAT. That’s a classic ain’t it? It’s as hilario us now as
it was when I first heard it in 1994, which is to say, it’s about as funny
as getting kicked in the crotch. It’s sad to note for a proud alumnus such
as myself that a school with as impressive an academic pedigree as La Salle
has become nothing more than a money-hungry institution whose only
requirements for acceptance nowadays seem to be a pulse, an IQ over 80, and
the financial capacity/ability to pay. Nowadays, whenever I incounter a
person clayming to be from La Sall and they speech bad, have poor grammage,
and cannot spill correctness, I am not surprice.

NU
I’m not even sure if this place is a real school. And I don’t mean that in
a snooty-you’re- nothing-compared -to-my-school way. I mean I’m not even sure
this place actually exists. I actually started believing that its initials
really stood for Negative sa UPCAT.

Think about it. Do any of you really know anyone from NU? Do any of you
even know of anyone who knows anybody from NU?

And if any of you even point to their basketball team and the audience that
watches its games as proof of its existence, I beg you to think of this
point. They act like absolute maniacs and they even look the part. If we go
by that, then the National University is not a school. It’s a correctional
facility.

CSB
This school has had a bad rep since the day of its inception. Admittedly,
it started out as a place where DLSU can deposit its non-performing
students so as not to give up the sizeable revenues from those hopeless
bastards who have the money to shell out but not the ability to count it.
Everybody knows this already.

What people don’t know is that CSB now boasts of fine world class courses
designed to equip the Benildean with the tools necessary to succeed in the
real world. These courses include Basic Arithmetic majoring in the
Multiplication Table, Whining with a specialization on Tantrums, and the
ever popular Strategic Investments: What to do with your Parents’Money.

CRC/UAP
Them Opus Dei folks can slap it with whatever initials they deem fit, it
would still not change the fact that this school will forever be known not
by its academic achievements but more by the fact that it is the only
school with a car to student ratio nearing 1:1. (No my dear CSB students
and alums, that is not read as one colon one.)

The meanest thing one can say about CRC is that it’s a school filled with
students rich enough to be Ateneans, but will never be smart enough to be
such. The nicest thing one can say about CRC is that it’s near a Starbucks
open until 2 am.

Now I realize I might have offended some people out there. Let me tell you
right now that I am whole-heartedly and humbly sorry. I am sorry that you
have no sense of humor and nobody had the heart to whack your uptight head
when you were growing up. For those of you did appreciate this, I give
seminars on insensitivity and creatively callous writing. Feel free to
email me.

Peace and chill folks.
-psycho!!!

Psycho Speaks
Vol 10 - 2

Psycho Speaks on Notoriety

Usually, my articles are greeted by the same kind of silence that you can
only find in outer space or really, really deep underwater. There are a
few kind words thrown my way, which are greatly appreciated, but that is
pretty much the extent of it. I’m more than certain that the previous
issues of Psycho Speaks never really went beyond the original circle to
which it was sent. That’s cool. The actual purpose of this entire thing
was to entertain my friends anyway and if anybody else got a kick out of
it, it was just an added bonus.

But my piece on School Pride has met with a degree of popularity that I
found overwhelming. Volume 10 found its way through discussion forums,
email groups, and even bar conversations. It has been circulated so widely
that it was even forwarded back to me from the U.S. ! According to some
people it was even responsible for sparking good-natured office feuds. God,
it was the best natural high knowing that so many liked it.

Of course, you can’t really please everybody. And this, without a doubt,
was the most enjoyable aspect of my newfound infamy. I would like to take
this opportunity to thank all the people who wasted their time reacting to
my ish. Without any of you, I would have no one to ridicule.

So my dear audience, before my 15 minutes of fame is up, let me now present
to you what people had to say about me, and more importantly, what I had to
say about them.

Enjoy.

REACTIONS

One Atenean said that it would serve me well to remember that the great
cinematic director Carlito Siguon-Reyna (or some such) was an IS graduate
before I started mouthing off about their course like that. Another said
something really profound and mature that went, “unlike you, we’re good
looking.”

See, I never said anything about IS graduates being ugly or that they were
not artistic. I just said they were dumb. Look, instead of defending
yourselves, don’t you think it would be best if you people just lift your
hands to heaven and give thanks? You are, after all, living proof that
nature really does compensate for natural disabilities such as stupidity.

-o-o-o-

People told me that I took it so easy on UP, that I either really respected
or really was terrified of the school. A vast majority of these comments
actually came from UP alums. I seem to have inadvertently given them a
sense of superiority. This was not my intention. I actually thought that
attaching the name of Miriam Defensor to UP was a slur worthy of the Ateneo
- Erap slap in the face. Apparently, it was not insulting enough. UP
people are either too thick skinned or have very little pride in their
university. They also informed me that they are known by the nickname
Isko, meaning Iskolar ng Bayan. They’re all proud of it too, which makes
me wonder if UP can be entered into the Guiness Book of World Records as
the largest collection of dorks…ever.

And iskolar? I asked them what was up with that? Scholars are supposed to
be smart. A large proportion of them aren’t. They say it’s because the
government subsidizes the University with OUR tax money. That being the
case, I ask everyone to join me in giving UP people a nickname they truly
deserve - LEECHES.

-o-o-o-

Since the article came out, I have been flooded by numerous text messages
regarding sightings of what some claim to be are NU students. I think I
have actually succeeded in creating an urban legend. Still, some believe
in NU with a conviction that I cannot fathom. I am not saying you’re all
liars, but until you can show me some photographic evidence, or better yet,
if you can capture for me a live sample, the existence of NU will forever
be as much of a myth to me as the smart Benildean or the humble Atenean.

HATE MAIL

Speaking of CSB, one student wrote to me saying that she, and I quote,”will
not stoop down to your (my) level of mockery and react to such frivolous
nonsense.” Dumbass! Didn’t you just? But hey, props to you for using big
words. I hope you didn’t pop a blood vessel. I know how taxing thinking
is for you people. I can’t help but wonder how many times you had to spell
check that and did it take your whole block to come up with that sentence?

And from my own backyard, come these two winners.

“have no right calling yourself an Archer like us.” Damn straight I’m not
going to call myself an archer. Unlike you, I’m not a wannabe.
Congratulations to you though because your comment has sprung up in most
email groups that have passed my article around. You have,
single-handedly, confirmed to the rest of the academic community that our
school caters to trying hard nerds such as yourself.

“La Sallians are not BOBO!!!” To whoever you are, I say that your command
of the English language is unparalleled and does a lot to support your
claim. You likewise mentioned that the tri-semester system is tough. It’s
not. Well maybe it is, you know, for the La Sallians who are bobo.

BASHER
Lastly, in the spirit of equal opportunity bashing here are some quick
quips for all those schools that I left out of the original shit list:

Lyceum - I know what it’s supposed to mean but there’s still something so
wrong when a school’s name sounds like a sexually transmitted disease.

FEATI - “Look up, young man, look up - so we can pick your pockets.” This
is the only school I know that offers Criminalogy. Yes, you read right,
Criminalogy. It’s the course men take to become criminals.

La Salle Dasmari�as - Your violent reactions against my views on La Salle ’s
admission policies is perplexing. For some reason, you seem to be under
the delusion that you people are part of La Salle .

St. Benedict’s College - All I can say is, “Wow, and I thought CSB kids
were idiots.”

Assumption Antipolo - I applaud you girls for your conviction that you are
smarter, prettier, and sexier than the gals of the San Lorenzo campus. Now,
all you have to do is convince the REST OF THE WORLD.

Assumption San Lorenzo - You’ve got to love a school whose slogan is,
“where virginity is a thing of the past!”

Mapua -Can anybody say fungal infection?

St. Scholastica’ s College - And yet another slogan jackpot, “we start
lesbians young!”

So there it is, my final foray into the world of academic trashing. Again,
if I have offended anybody, please accept my heart felt, GO TO HELL! Don’t
worry, it won’t be that bad down there. You can hang with all the Miriam
chicks.

Seriously, it was cool being popular, even if it was just for a while.
Thank you all. Now it’s time for me to slide back into the arms ambiguity.

Peace and chill folks,

-psycho!!!

you were asking about the tuition in la salle right? i don’t think it is an appropriate question considering the TOPIC of this site is regarding BASKETBALL “GAME” you’re taking things way out far from the topic itself dude..

unless you have plans to enroll in our beloved university “pwede kang mag inquire” para malaman mo personally. you mentioned in your previous comment you have friend in la salle right? just ask your IMAGINARY friend nalang haha!

Stupidity? Anak ng nanay! Pano ako nakapasa ng high school at nakatungtong sa college kung bobo ako? Hay naku…Ewan ko sayo. Hindi na ako magaaksaya ng oras sa tulad mo.

i pitty you… your ignorance makes your fellow warriors called squatters by “others”…

i agree to berde2be you didn’t deserve any attention BUT i just can’t help to tolerate your stupidity… don’t let me label people from UE using your attitude as my basis.

if i were you, just comment on the game itself stop criticizing the de la salle university system (coz i’m telling you, YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT IT) i even doubt if your friend is really from la salle…

—theRedisalive,
di naman bago sa isang typical na gang goons ang magmura lalo na’t napipikon sa katotohanan, hehe!

GET A LIFE, MOFOS. WE ALL KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO BE LA SALLITES.

IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, BASH ‘EM!!!

IF YOU CAN’T BE THEM, BASH ‘EM!!!

ALL THE SAME. GET A FVCKING LIFE! THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE FOR DE LA SALLE!

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING TOO MUCH ON US, WHY NOT TRY IMPROVING YOURSELVES INSTEAD?

WITH THE WAY YOU ALL ACT, LA SALLE WILL ONLY IMPROVE WHILE YOU ALL CRITICIZE IT.

ATENEO WAS BETTER THAN LA SALLE, I HAVE TO ADMIT, BUT SINCE ATENEO FOUND NOTHING MORE INTERESTING THAN CRITICIZING LA SALLE’S EVERY ACTION, TIME STOPPED FOR THEM AND THE NEXT THING THEY KNEW, THEY WERE FAR BEHIND LA SALLE.

DON’T GET THE PICTURE? TAGA KATIPUNAN KA NGA TALAGA, TANGA KA! MGA TAGA UE NAMAN, GUMAGAYA PA SA MGA ATENISTA. WALA TALAGANG MANGYAYARI SAINYO NYAN!

IF YOU DON’T DROP YOUR LA SALLE FETISH SOON, MAWAWALAN KA NA NG MAIPAGMAMAYABANG, BELIEVE ME. YANG OVERRATED ATENEO NA YAN, BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU ACT, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, NALAMPASAN NA NG USTE.

KAMI PA ANG MAYABANG.. TANG INA NAMAN DIBA, WHEN ATENEO WINS LA SALLE, DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING FROM US? WALA! WHEN ANYONE WINS AGAINST US? WALA! KASI KAMI, GUMAGAWA! HINDI TULAD NIYO, PURO SALITA! PAG NATATALO, WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES! EH KAYO, PAG NATATALO, YOU USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BLAME US FOR THINGS THAT ONLY REALLY ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PARANOID FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION! SA SOBRANG INGGIT NIYO SA LA SALLE AT PAG PUNA NIYO SA LAHAT NG GINAGAWA NITO, YOU LOSE ROOM FOR SELF-IMPROVEMENT.

WALA KANG KWENTA, BRAVEHEARTED. RESPECT TO ATENEO MINUS ONE.

GET A LIFE, MOFOS. WE ALL KNOW YOU ALL WANT TO BE LA SALLITES.

IF YOU CAN’T BEAT ‘EM, BASH ‘EM!!!

IF YOU CAN’T BE THEM, BASH ‘EM!!!

ALL THE SAME. GET A FVCKING LIFE! THE WORLD DOESN’T REVOLVE FOR DE LA SALLE!

INSTEAD OF FOCUSING TOO MUCH ON US, WHY NOT TRY IMPROVING YOURSELVES INSTEAD?

WITH THE WAY YOU ALL ACT, LA SALLE WILL ONLY IMPROVE WHILE YOU ALL CRITICIZE IT.

ATENEO WAS BETTER THAN LA SALLE, I HAVE TO ADMIT, BUT SINCE ATENEO FOUND NOTHING MORE INTERESTING THAN CRITICIZING LA SALLE’S EVERY ACTION, TIME STOPPED FOR THEM AND THE NEXT THING THEY KNEW, THEY WERE FAR BEHIND LA SALLE.

DON’T GET THE PICTURE? TAGA KATIPUNAN KA NGA TALAGA, TANGA KA! MGA TAGA UE NAMAN, GUMAGAYA PA SA MGA ATENISTA. WALA TALAGANG MANGYAYARI SAINYO NYAN!

IF YOU DON’T DROP YOUR LA SALLE FETISH SOON, MAWAWALAN KA NA NG MAIPAGMAMAYABANG, BELIEVE ME. YANG OVERRATED ATENEO NA YAN, BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU ACT, THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW, NALAMPASAN NA NG USTE.

KAMI PA ANG MAYABANG.. TANG INA NAMAN DIBA, WHEN ATENEO WINS LA SALLE, DO YOU HEAR ANYTHING FROM US? WALA! WHEN ANYONE WINS AGAINST US? WALA! KASI KAMI, GUMAGAWA! HINDI TULAD NIYO, PURO SALITA! PAG NATATALO, WE LEARN FROM OUR MISTAKES! EH KAYO, PAG NATATALO, YOU USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BLAME US FOR THINGS THAT ONLY REALLY ARE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE PARANOID FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION!

WALA KANG KWENTA, BRAVEHEARTED. RESPECT TO ATENEO MINUS ONE.

PS.

Yung nagsasabi na ang La Salle daw “DO NOT BASE OR MEASURE ONE’S TALENT/CAPABILITY on how one student perform on an entrance EXAM!” Tama ka diyan.

Basehan lang naman diyan pera di ba? Basta kaya mo magbayad. ayus na yun. oh! yung mga hihirit na alumni hA! Maaring sa panahon ninyo talino talaga pero ngayon…tsk tsk…Yung mga hihingi ng basis churva diyan…Ako na mismo nagsasabi dahil naexperience ng friend ko yan…AT kung sasabihin niyo na hindi lang ako nakapasa sa La Salle…Di naman ako nagtake diyan eh kasi naman po wala naman dun yung course na gusto ko…At tsaka yung mga hihirit para mambara lang na kung tinatanong ba daw nila…eh ito lang masasabi ko…*&$#)^@$&! Alam mo ba yun? Panu ka nakakasigurado na yun nga yun? Hahaha. ^_^

magyabang din kayo kaso patunayan niyo. wala na kayo. the series ends on sunday.

Next thing you know people are going to say that La Salle caused the civil unrest in Burma.